(Music - "Jesus Loves Me, but He Can't Stand You")
Conrad: We travel all over the world these days, and we do humorous music, much of it intentionally so.
Tom: I know you smoke, I know you drink that brew. Why, I just can't abide a sinner like you. You know, God can't either, that's why I know it to be true, that Jesus Loves Me, but He Can't Stand You.
Hank: We were doing a festival in Rhode Island, and they have this "Meet the Lizards" segment, kind of a more intimate thing, and, so, we did some kind of liberal . . .
Conrad: The Grove
Hank: Yeah, "The Grove", it's called, and so we did a couple of, like, "Gingrich the Newt", or something, I don't remember what it was, and this guy got up and said, "I knew it, you're just a bunch of damn liberals!"
Conrad: "I'm surrounded by liberals!"
All: "I'm surrounded by liberals!"
Hank: That's what it was, and stalked out.
(Music - "Old Blevins")
Conrad: Those crazy hippies
All: Blah, blah, blah, blah, no effect on me
Conrad: He said
All: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Conrad: Somethin' about them Teletubbies. Blah, blah, blah, and Old, would not leave me be
(Music - "Cornhusker Refugee")
All: Take me home to the flatlands, good old welcome mat lands
Hank: Where the waving fields of wheat say, "Come back soon"
All: Come back soon
Boo: The nature of satire is, you sort of say one thing but mean another, so sometimes a joke will just zoom over someone's head or, and, they'll take offense at something that, if they got it, they wouldn't be offended by it. The song, "Teenage Immigrant Welfare Mothers on Drugs" does not put down Teenage Immigrant Welfare Mothers on Drugs.
(Music - "Cornhusker Refugee")
All: How I love to eat dead chickens on a Sunday afternoon
Hank: Grateful Dead now
Crowd: Applause, cheering