Austin Lounge Lizards: Store
CD's and Lounge Lizard gear for all the devoted and style challenged fans. Simply use the Pay Pal shopping cart, or find the item you wish to purchase, print out the mail order form here, fill it out and mail it back to us at the address included on the form.
30th Anniversary - DVD
BRAND NEW - Hot off the Press! A live anniversary show with Lizards past and present

The Drugs I Need - CD

Go Ahead and Die
The Drugs I Need
One True God
Xmas Time for Visa
The Neighbor of the Beast
Wer Ist Da?
Buenos Dias, Budweiser
Toast the Earth with ExxonMobil
Ain't Gonna Rain
Banjo Players in Heaven
The Tower
Arnold
We've Been Through Some Crappy Times Before
Strange Noises in the Dark - CD

- Strange Noises In The Dark
- We Always Fight When We Drink Gin
- Susie Rosen's Nose
- You Can Eat Dog Food
- Jessie + Phil
- Merchants' Lunch
- Tastes Like Chicken
- The Lonely Yodeler
- Why Couldn't We Blow Up Saddam
- Snopes' Glory
- The Miracle Baby
- When I'm Cleanin' Windows
- Maverick: A Love Song
- Banana Slugs! Racing Down the Field (Proposed UC-Santa Cruz Fight Song)
Lizard Times Twenty! - DVD

- Highway Café of the Damned
- Hey, Little Minivan
- Rasputin's HMO
- The Grunge Song
- He's Just A Friend
- Industrial Strength Tranqualizer
- Paint Me On Velvet
- Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You
- The Dogs, They Really Miss You
- Put The Oakridge Boys In The Slammer
- Old Blevins
- Cornhusker Refugee
- Stupid Texas Song
- Pflugerville
- Anahuac
- Chester Nimitz Oriental Garden
Never an Adult Moment - CD

Employee of the Month - CD

- Stupid Texas Song
- Hey, Little Minivan
- The Dogs, They Really Miss You
- Rocky Byways
- Last Words
- Monkey On My Back
- Flatnose, The Tree Climbing Dog
- Love In A Refrigerator Box
- La Cacahuate
- Trailways Of Tears
- Leonard Cohen's Day Job
- Momma Don't Allow
- A. Minutes Of The Last Meeting
- B. Meeting Is Adjourned
- The Other Shore
Small Minds - CD

- Shallow End Of The Gene Pool
- Half A Man
- Old Blevins
- Big Tex's Girl
- Do Not Go To Tennessee
- Truckload Of Art
- Gingrich the Newt
- Irving
- Life Is Hard, But Life Is Harder When You're Dumb
- Bonfire Of The Inanities
- Mourning Edition Father of a Honky Tonk Girl
- Teenage Immigrant Welfare Mothers on Drugs
AVAILABLE ON CASSETTE $7.00
Paint Me On Velvet - CD

- Boudreaux Was A Nutcase
- Paint Me On Velvet
- Little Fallen Angel
- Put the Oak Ridge Boys In The Slammer
- Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms
- Grandpa's Hologram
- Purple People Eater
- 1984 Blues
- Luster's Motel
- Three Sinners
- That Godforsaken Hellhole I Call Home
Highway Cafe of the Damned - CD

- Highway Cafe Of The Damned
- Comhusker Refugee
- Industrial Strength Tranquilizer
- Wendell The Uncola Man
- Acid Rain
- I'll Just Have One Beer
- Dallas, Texas
- The Ballad Of Ronald Reagan
- When Drunks Go Bad
- Jalapeno Maria
- Get A Haircut, Dad
- The Chester Nimitz Oriental Garden Waltz
AVAILABLE ON VINYL $12.00
Lizard Vision - CD

- Brain Damage
- Jesus Loves Me (But He Can't Stand You)
- A Case of Coors Beer
- C-U-B-A
- Bust the High School Students
- He's Just A Friend
- Dan
- Stepford
- Rock and Roll Lawyer
- George Jones Is Playin In The City Tonight
- Pizza On The Ground
- Shorty's Gal/Honey
Creatures From the Black Saloon - CD

- The Golden Triangle
- Hot Tubs of Tears
- Pflugerville
- The Car Hank Died In
- Swingin' From Your Crystal Chandeliers
- Kool Whip
- We Are in Control
- Didn't Go To College
- Saguaro
- Keeping Up With The Jones
- The War Between The States
- Old, Fat & Drunk
- Chester Woolah
- Anahuac
Lizard Apparel
T-shirts are heavyweight 100% cotton, Sizes S, M, L, XL, XXL $23 or $30 outside U.S. (No mediums available in our 25th anniversay T)
30th Anniversary T-Shirt

Our brand new T-shirt!
Lounge Lizard T Shirt
The first Austin Lounge Lizard T-shirt features our snappy logo designed by songwriter Emily Kaitz. They are black with logo in bright green "puff" ink.
The Drugs I Need T Shirt
Bright Orange with the "Drugs I Need" CD logo on it.
Employee of the Month T- Shirt
"Employee of the Month" T-shirt: Dark green with the "Rat-in-the-Wheel" CD logo on it.
Other Stuff
Austin Lounge Lizards bumper sticker: Green with black lettering. $2.50 (with any order over $12.00)