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Austin Lounge Lizards: Store

CD's and Lounge Lizard gear for all the devoted and style challenged fans. Simply use the Pay Pal shopping cart, or find the item you wish to purchase, print out the mail order form here, fill it out and mail it back to us at the address included on the form.

30th Anniversary - DVD

BRAND NEW - Hot off the Press! A live anniversary show with Lizards past and present

 

Lizards 30th anniversary DVD cover

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  • Too Big To Fail
  • Life is Hard, But Life is Hardest When You're Dumb
  • Old Blevins
  • Jesus Loves Me (But He Can't Stand You)
  • 40 Years Old and I'm Livin' in my Mom's Garage
  • Rocky Byways
  • The Drugs I Need
  • I Didn't Go to College But I Could Have
  • Wipeout
  • Neighbor of the Beast
  • Wer 1st Da
  • Bone Dry
  • June Apple / My Generation
  • C-U-B-A
  • That Godforsaken hellhole I Call Home
  • Buenos Dias, Budweiser
  • La Cacahuata
  • Leonard Cohen's Day Job
  • Go Ahead and Die
  • Teenage Immigrant Welfare Mothers on drugs
  • We Always Fight When We Drink Gin
  • Bonus Feature: Too Big To Fail video

The Drugs I Need - CD

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Go Ahead and Die
The Drugs I Need
One True God
Xmas Time for Visa
The Neighbor of the Beast
Wer Ist Da?
Buenos Dias, Budweiser
Toast the Earth with ExxonMobil
Ain't Gonna Rain
Banjo Players in Heaven
The Tower
Arnold
We've Been Through Some Crappy Times Before

Strange Noises in the Dark - CD

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  • Strange Noises In The Dark
  • We Always Fight When We Drink Gin
  • Susie Rosen's Nose
  • You Can Eat Dog Food
  • Jessie + Phil
  • Merchants' Lunch
  • Tastes Like Chicken
  • The Lonely Yodeler
  • Why Couldn't We Blow Up Saddam
  • Snopes' Glory
  • The Miracle Baby
  • When I'm Cleanin' Windows
  • Maverick: A Love Song
  • Banana Slugs! Racing Down the Field (Proposed UC-Santa Cruz Fight Song)

Lizard Times Twenty! - DVD

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  • Highway Café of the Damned
  • Hey, Little Minivan
  • Rasputin's HMO
  • The Grunge Song
  • He's Just A Friend
  • Industrial Strength Tranqualizer
  • Paint Me On Velvet
  • Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You
  • The Dogs, They Really Miss You
  • Put The Oakridge Boys In The Slammer
  • Old Blevins
  • Cornhusker Refugee
  • Stupid Texas Song
  • Pflugerville
  • Anahuac
  • Chester Nimitz Oriental Garden

Never an Adult Moment - CD

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  • Grunge Song
  • Hillbillies In A Haunted House
  • Forty Years Old And I'm Livin' In My Mom's Garage
  • Rasputin's HMO 
  •  A Hundred Miles Of Dry
  • Big Rio Grande River
  • The Illusion Travels By Stock Car (Petty/Bunuel)
  • Big Ol' Bone
  • The Me I Used To Be
  • Waitin' On A Call From Don
  • The Beautiful Waitress
  • Asheville/Crashville
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    Employee of the Month - CD

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    • Stupid Texas Song
    • Hey, Little Minivan
    • The Dogs, They Really Miss You
    • Rocky Byways
    • Last Words
    • Monkey On My Back
    • Flatnose, The Tree Climbing Dog
    • Love In A Refrigerator Box
    • La Cacahuate
    • Trailways Of Tears
    • Leonard Cohen's Day Job
    • Momma Don't Allow
    • A. Minutes Of The Last Meeting
    • B. Meeting Is Adjourned
    • The Other Shore

    Small Minds - CD

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    • Shallow End Of The Gene Pool
    • Half A Man
    • Old Blevins
    • Big Tex's Girl
    • Do Not Go To Tennessee
    • Truckload Of Art
    • Gingrich the Newt
    • Irving
    • Life Is Hard, But Life Is Harder When You're Dumb
    • Bonfire Of The Inanities
    • Mourning Edition Father of a Honky Tonk Girl
    • Teenage Immigrant Welfare Mothers on Drugs

    AVAILABLE ON CASSETTE $7.00

    Paint Me On Velvet - CD

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    • Boudreaux Was A Nutcase
    • Paint Me On Velvet
    • Little Fallen Angel
    • Put the Oak Ridge Boys In The Slammer
    • Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms
    • Grandpa's Hologram
    • Purple People Eater
    • 1984 Blues
    • Luster's Motel
    • Three Sinners
    • That Godforsaken Hellhole I Call Home

    Highway Cafe of the Damned - CD

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    • Highway Cafe Of The Damned
    • Comhusker Refugee
    • Industrial Strength Tranquilizer
    • Wendell The Uncola Man
    • Acid Rain
    • I'll Just Have One Beer
    • Dallas, Texas
    • The Ballad Of Ronald Reagan
    • When Drunks Go Bad
    • Jalapeno Maria
    • Get A Haircut, Dad
    • The Chester Nimitz Oriental Garden Waltz

    AVAILABLE ON VINYL $12.00

    Lizard Vision - CD

    Lizard Vision

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    • Brain Damage
    • Jesus Loves Me (But He Can't Stand You)
    • A Case of Coors Beer
    • C-U-B-A
    • Bust the High School Students
    • He's Just A Friend
    • Dan
    • Stepford
    • Rock and Roll Lawyer
    • George Jones Is Playin In The City Tonight
    • Pizza On The Ground
    • Shorty's Gal/Honey

    Creatures From the Black Saloon - CD

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    • The Golden Triangle
    • Hot Tubs of Tears
    • Pflugerville
    • The Car Hank Died In
    • Swingin' From Your Crystal Chandeliers
    • Kool Whip
    • We Are in Control
    • Didn't Go To College
    • Saguaro
    • Keeping Up With The Jones
    • The War Between The States
    • Old, Fat & Drunk
    • Chester Woolah
    • Anahuac

     

    Lizard Apparel

    T-shirts are heavyweight 100% cotton, Sizes S, M, L, XL, XXL $23 or $30 outside U.S. (No mediums available in our 25th anniversay T)

    30th Anniversary T-Shirt

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    Our brand new T-shirt! 

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    Lounge Lizard T Shirt

    The first Austin  Lounge Lizard T-shirt  features our snappy  logo designed by  songwriter Emily  Kaitz. They are black  with logo in bright  green "puff" ink.

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    The Drugs I Need T Shirt

    Bright Orange with the "Drugs I Need" CD logo on it.

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    Employee of the Month T- Shirt

    "Employee of the Month" T-shirt: Dark green with the "Rat-in-the-Wheel" CD logo on it.

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    Other Stuff

    Austin Lounge Lizards bumper sticker: Green with black lettering. $2.50 (with any order over $12.00)