Lizard CDs & Garb for the In-Touch, Outfitted Fan

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Lizard Music - CDs & DVDs

Home & Deranged - CD

Still-New! Home & Deranged [2013]

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  • Enough About Me
  • Spelunking with Joe King Carrasco
  • I Lied
  • My Bonnie Johnson
  • Intro to "Thank You ..."
  • Thank You for Touching Me There
  • Black Helicopters
  • If I Saw You All the Time
  • Too Big to Fail
  • Dumb Dumb Dumb
  • Got a Big Stupid On
  • Who Needs You?
  • Would You Like to Start a Band?

30 Years of Lost Luggage - DVD

   

A Live Anniversary Show with Lizards Past & Present.

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  • Too Big to Fail
  • Life is Hard, But Life is Hardest When You're Dumb
  • Old Blevins
  • Jesus Loves Me (But He Can't Stand You)
  • 40 Years Old and I'm Livin' in my Mom's Garage
  • Rocky Byways
  • The Drugs I Need
  • I Didn't Go to College But I Could Have
  • Wipeout
  • Neighbor of the Beast
  • Wer Ist Da
  • Bone Dry
  • June Apple / My Generation
  • C-U-B-A
  • That Godforsaken Hellhole I Call Home
  • Buenos Dias, Budweiser
  • La Cacahuata
  • Leonard Cohen's Day Job
  • Go Ahead and Die
  • Teenage Immigrant Welfare Mothers on Drugs
  • We Always Fight When We Drink Gin
  • Bonus Feature: Too Big to Fail Video

The Drugs I Need - CD

The Drugs I Need [2006]      

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  • Go Ahead and Die
  • The Drugs I Need
  • One True God
  • Xmas Time for Visa
  • The Neighbor of the Beast
  • Wer Ist Da?
  • Buenos Dias, Budweiser
  • Toast the Earth with ExxonMobil
  • Ain't Gonna Rain
  • Banjo Players in Heaven
  • The Tower
  • Arnold
  • We've Been Through Some Crappy Times Before 

Strange Noises in the Dark - CD

Strange Noises in the Dark [2003]

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  • Strange Noises in the Dark
  • We Always Fight When We Drink Gin
  • Susie Rosen's Nose
  • You Can Eat Dog Food
  • Jesse + Phil
  • Merchants' Lunch
  • Tastes Like Chicken
  • The Lonely Yodeler
  • Why Couldn't We Blow Up Saddam
  • Snopes' Glory
  • The Miracle Baby
  • When I'm Cleanin' Windows
  • Maverick: A Love Song
  • Banana Slugs! Racing Down the Field (proposed UC-Santa Cruz Fight Song)

Lizards Times Twenty - DVD

   

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  • Highway Café of the Damned
  • Hey, Little Minivan
  • Rasputin's HMO
  • The Grunge Song
  • He's Just a Friend
  • Industrial-Strength Tranquilizer
  • Paint Me on Velvet
  • Jesus Loves Me (But He Can't Stand You)
  • The Dogs, They Really Miss You
  • Put the Oakridge Boys in the Slammer
  • Old Blevins
  • Cornhusker Refugee
  • Stupid Texas Song
  • Pflugerville
  • Anahuac
  • The Chester Nimitz Oriental Garden Waltz

Never an Adult Moment - CD

Never an Adult Moment [2000] (temporarily out of stock)

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  • Grunge Song
  • Hillbillies in a Haunted House
  • Forty Years Old and I'm Livin' in My Mom's Garage
  • Rasputin's HMO 
  • A Hundred Miles Of Dry
  • Big Rio Grande River
  • The Illusion Travels By Stock Car (Petty/Bunuel)
  • Big Ol' Bone
  • The Me I Used to Be
  • Waitin' on a Call from Don
  • The Beautiful Waitress
  • Asheville/Crashville

Employee of the Month - CD

Employee of the Month [1998]

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  • Stupid Texas Song
  • Hey, Little Minivan
  • The Dogs, They Really Miss You
  • Rocky Byways
  • Last Words
  • Monkey on My Back
  • Flatnose, the Tree-Climbing Dog
  • Love in a Refrigerator Box
  • La Cacahuate
  • Trailways of Tears
  • Leonard Cohen's Day Job
  • Momma Don't Allow
  • A. Minutes of the Last Meeting
  • B. Meeting is Adjourned
  • The Other Shore

Small Minds - CD

Small Minds [1995] (temporarily out of stock)

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  • Shallow End of the Gene Pool
  • Half a Man
  • Old Blevins
  • Big Tex's Girl
  • Do Not Go to Tennessee
  • Truckload of Art
  • Gingrich the Newt
  • Irving
  • Life is Hard, But Life is Harder When You're Dumb
  • Bonfire of the Inanities
  • Mourning Edition 
  • Father of a Honky-Tonk Girl
  • Teenage Immigrant Welfare Mothers on Drugs

Paint Me On Velvet - CD

Paint Me on Velvet [1993] (temporarily out of stock)

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  • Boudreaux was a Nutcase
  • Paint Me on Velvet
  • Little Fallen Angel
  • Put the Oak Ridge Boys in the Slammer
  • Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms
  • Grandpa's Hologram
  • Purple People Eater
  • 1984 Blues
  • Luster's Motel
  • Three Sinners
  • That Godforsaken Hellhole I Call Home 

Lizard Vision - CD

Lizard Vision [1991] (temporarily out of stock)

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  • Brain Damage
  • Jesus Loves Me (But He Can't Stand You)
  • A Case of Coors Beer
  • C-U-B-A
  • Bust the High School Students
  • He's Just a Friend
  • Dan Stepford
  • Rock-and-Roll Lawyer
  • George Jones is Playin' in the City Tonight
  • Pizza on the Ground
  • Shorty's Gal/Honey

Highway Café of the Damned - CD

Highway Café of the Damned [1988]

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  • Highway Café of the Damned
  • Cornhusker Refugee
  • Industrial-Strength Tranquilizer
  • Wendell the Uncola Man
  • Acid Rain
  • I'll Just Have One Beer
  • Dallas, Texas
  • The Ballad of Ronald Reagan
  • When Drunks Go Bad
  • Jalapeño Maria
  • Get a Haircut, Dad
  • The Chester Nimitz Oriental Garden Waltz

Creatures from the Black Saloon - CD

Creatures from the Black Saloon [1984]

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  • The Golden Triangle
  • Hot Tubs of Tears
  • Pflugerville
  • The Car Hank Died In
  • Swingin' from Your Crystal Chandeliers
  • Kool Whip
  • We Are in Control
  • Didn't Go to College
  • Saguaro
  • Keeping Up with the Jones
  • The War Between the States
  • Old, Fat & Drunk
  • Chester Woolah
  • Anahuac

Lizard Apparel

T-shirts are heavyweight 100% cotton, sizes S - XXL, for $23 inside the US or $30 outside the US.

WE ARE CURRENTLY UPDATING OUR T-SHIRT STOCK. Some styles or sizes may not be available. Thanks for your understanding!

Home & Deranged T-Shirt - New!

Still-New! Home & Deranged T-Shirt

All eyes will be on you in this egg-cellent design on twilight blue background.

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Original Austin Lounge Lizards T-Shirt

Original Austin Lounge Lizards T-Shirt

The first & still most popular ALL tee, with delightful design by our friend & fellow songwriter Emily Kaitz in neon green "puffy" paint on a black background.

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30th Anniversary T-Shirt

30th Anniversary T-Shirt

Celebrate three decades of the Lizards' musical mayhem with this clever design on a deep purple background.

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The Drugs I Need T-Shirt

The Drugs I Need T-Shirt

Your own happy little Progenitorivox pill, dancing upon a bright orange background.

This style is being discontinued, so only small sizes left ...

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Employee of the Month T-Shirt

Employee of the Month T-Shirt

Perfect Monday morning work attire: Hard-running Rogue Marie on your choice of light or dark green background.

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Bumper Sticker

Austin Lounge Lizards Bumper Sticker

Black letters on bright green background. US shipping only. Free with other purchase, $2.50 each or 2 for $4.25.

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