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Still-New! Home & Deranged [2013]
Enough About Me Spelunking with Joe King Carrasco I Lied My Bonnie Johnson Intro to "Thank You ..." Thank You for Touching Me There Black Helicopters If I Saw You All the Time Too Big to Fail Dumb Dumb Dumb Got a Big Stupid On Who Needs You? Would You Like to Start a Band?
A Live Anniversary Show with Lizards Past & Present.
Too Big to Fail Life is Hard, But Life is Hardest When You're Dumb Old Blevins Jesus Loves Me (But He Can't Stand You) 40 Years Old and I'm Livin' in my Mom's Garage Rocky Byways The Drugs I Need I Didn't Go to College But I Could Have Wipeout Neighbor of the Beast Wer Ist Da Bone Dry June Apple / My Generation C-U-B-A That Godforsaken Hellhole I Call Home Buenos Dias, Budweiser La Cacahuata Leonard Cohen's Day Job Go Ahead and Die Teenage Immigrant Welfare Mothers on Drugs We Always Fight When We Drink Gin Bonus Feature: Too Big to Fail Video
Strange Noises in the Dark [2003]
Strange Noises in the Dark We Always Fight When We Drink Gin Susie Rosen's Nose You Can Eat Dog Food Jesse + Phil Merchants' Lunch Tastes Like Chicken The Lonely Yodeler Why Couldn't We Blow Up Saddam Snopes' Glory The Miracle Baby When I'm Cleanin' Windows Maverick: A Love Song Banana Slugs! Racing Down the Field (proposed UC-Santa Cruz Fight Song)
Never an Adult Moment [2000]
Grunge Song Hillbillies in a Haunted House Forty Years Old and I'm Livin' in My Mom's Garage Rasputin's HMO A Hundred Miles Of Dry Big Rio Grande River The Illusion Travels By Stock Car (Petty/Bunuel) Big Ol' Bone The Me I Used to Be Waitin' on a Call from Don The Beautiful Waitress Asheville/Crashville
Employee of the Month [1998]
Stupid Texas Song Hey, Little Minivan The Dogs, They Really Miss You Rocky Byways Last Words Monkey on My Back Flatnose, the Tree-Climbing Dog Love in a Refrigerator Box La Cacahuate Trailways of Tears Leonard Cohen's Day Job Momma Don't Allow A. Minutes of the Last Meeting B. Meeting is Adjourned The Other Shore
Small Minds [1995] (temporarily out of stock)
Shallow End of the Gene Pool Half a Man Old Blevins Big Tex's Girl Do Not Go to Tennessee Truckload of Art Gingrich the Newt Irving Life is Hard, But Life is Harder When You're Dumb Bonfire of the Inanities Mourning Edition Father of a Honky-Tonk Girl Teenage Immigrant Welfare Mothers on Drugs
Paint Me on Velvet [1993]
Boudreaux was a Nutcase Paint Me on Velvet Little Fallen Angel Put the Oak Ridge Boys in the Slammer Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms Grandpa's Hologram Purple People Eater 1984 Blues Luster's Motel Three Sinners That Godforsaken Hellhole I Call Home
Highway Café of the Damned [1988]
Highway Café of the Damned Cornhusker Refugee Industrial-Strength Tranquilizer Wendell the Uncola Man Acid Rain I'll Just Have One Beer Dallas, Texas The Ballad of Ronald Reagan When Drunks Go Bad Jalapeño Maria Get a Haircut, Dad The Chester Nimitz Oriental Garden Waltz
Creatures from the Black Saloon [1984]
The Golden Triangle Hot Tubs of Tears Pflugerville The Car Hank Died In Swingin' from Your Crystal Chandeliers Kool Whip We Are in Control Didn't Go to College Saguaro Keeping Up with the Jones The War Between the States Old, Fat & Drunk Chester Woolah Anahuac
T-shirts are heavyweight 100% cotton, sizes S - XXL, for $23 inside the US or $30 outside the US.
WE ARE CURRENTLY OUT OF T-SHIRT STOCK, BUT WE WILL BE GETTING MORE SOON. PLEASE ACCEPT OUR APOLOGIES AND CHECK BACK AGAIN. THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING!
Original Austin Lounge Lizards T-Shirt
The first & still most popular ALL tee, with delightful design by our friend & fellow songwriter Emily Kaitz in neon green "puffy" paint on a black background.
Employee of the Month T-Shirt
Perfect Monday morning work attire: Hard-running Rogue Marie on your choice of light or dark green background.
