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Still-New! Home & Deranged [2013]
Enough About Me
Spelunking with Joe King Carrasco
I Lied
My Bonnie Johnson
Intro to "Thank You ..."
Thank You for Touching Me There
Black Helicopters
If I Saw You All the Time
Too Big to Fail
Dumb Dumb Dumb
Got a Big Stupid On
Who Needs You?
Would You Like to Start a Band?
A Live Anniversary Show with Lizards Past & Present.
Too Big to Fail
Life is Hard, But Life is Hardest When You're Dumb
Old Blevins
Jesus Loves Me (But He Can't Stand You)
40 Years Old and I'm Livin' in my Mom's Garage
Rocky Byways
The Drugs I Need
I Didn't Go to College But I Could Have
Wipeout
Neighbor of the Beast
Wer Ist Da
Bone Dry
June Apple / My Generation
C-U-B-A
That Godforsaken Hellhole I Call Home
Buenos Dias, Budweiser
La Cacahuata
Leonard Cohen's Day Job
Go Ahead and Die
Teenage Immigrant Welfare Mothers on Drugs
We Always Fight When We Drink Gin
Bonus Feature: Too Big to Fail Video
Strange Noises in the Dark [2003]
Strange Noises in the Dark
We Always Fight When We Drink Gin
Susie Rosen's Nose
You Can Eat Dog Food
Jesse + Phil
Merchants' Lunch
Tastes Like Chicken
The Lonely Yodeler
Why Couldn't We Blow Up Saddam
Snopes' Glory
The Miracle Baby
When I'm Cleanin' Windows
Maverick: A Love Song
Banana Slugs! Racing Down the Field (proposed UC-Santa Cruz Fight Song)
Never an Adult Moment [2000]
Grunge Song
Hillbillies in a Haunted House
Forty Years Old and I'm Livin' in My Mom's Garage
Rasputin's HMO
A Hundred Miles Of Dry
Big Rio Grande River
The Illusion Travels By Stock Car (Petty/Bunuel)
Big Ol' Bone
The Me I Used to Be
Waitin' on a Call from Don
The Beautiful Waitress
Asheville/Crashville
Employee of the Month [1998]
Stupid Texas Song
Hey, Little Minivan
The Dogs, They Really Miss You
Rocky Byways
Last Words
Monkey on My Back
Flatnose, the Tree-Climbing Dog
Love in a Refrigerator Box
La Cacahuate
Trailways of Tears
Leonard Cohen's Day Job
Momma Don't Allow
A. Minutes of the Last Meeting
B. Meeting is Adjourned
The Other Shore
Small Minds [1995] (temporarily out of stock)
Shallow End of the Gene Pool
Half a Man
Old Blevins
Big Tex's Girl
Do Not Go to Tennessee
Truckload of Art
Gingrich the Newt
Irving
Life is Hard, But Life is Harder When You're Dumb
Bonfire of the Inanities
Mourning Edition
Father of a Honky-Tonk Girl
Teenage Immigrant Welfare Mothers on Drugs
Paint Me on Velvet [1993]
Boudreaux was a Nutcase
Paint Me on Velvet
Little Fallen Angel
Put the Oak Ridge Boys in the Slammer
Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms
Grandpa's Hologram
Purple People Eater
1984 Blues
Luster's Motel
Three Sinners
That Godforsaken Hellhole I Call Home
Highway Café of the Damned [1988]
Highway Café of the Damned
Cornhusker Refugee
Industrial-Strength Tranquilizer
Wendell the Uncola Man
Acid Rain
I'll Just Have One Beer
Dallas, Texas
The Ballad of Ronald Reagan
When Drunks Go Bad
Jalapeño Maria
Get a Haircut, Dad
The Chester Nimitz Oriental Garden Waltz
Creatures from the Black Saloon [1984]
The Golden Triangle
Hot Tubs of Tears
Pflugerville
The Car Hank Died In
Swingin' from Your Crystal Chandeliers
Kool Whip
We Are in Control
Didn't Go to College
Saguaro
Keeping Up with the Jones
The War Between the States
Old, Fat & Drunk
Chester Woolah
Anahuac
T-shirts are heavyweight 100% cotton, sizes S - XXL, for $23 inside the US or $30 outside the US.
WE ARE CURRENTLY OUT OF T-SHIRT STOCK, BUT WE WILL BE GETTING MORE SOON. PLEASE ACCEPT OUR APOLOGIES AND CHECK BACK AGAIN. THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING!
Original Austin Lounge Lizards T-Shirt
The first & still most popular ALL tee, with delightful design by our friend & fellow songwriter Emily Kaitz in neon green "puffy" paint on a black background.
Employee of the Month T-Shirt
Perfect Monday morning work attire: Hard-running Rogue Marie on your choice of light or dark green background.