CD's and Lounge Lizard gear for all the devoted and style challenged fans. Simply use the Pay Pal shopping cart, or
find the item you wish to purchase, print out the form from the link found below, fill it out and mail it back to us at the address included on the form.
The Austin Lounge Lizards were voted "Most Entertaining" at the 2006 Spring Strawberry Music Festival at Camp Mather, CA. Thanks to all the festival goers and organizers who make Strawberry one of the best festivals in the country. See more here.
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The Drugs I Need
CD $17.00 (Blue Corn Music 0303)
CD $20.00 (Outside U.S)
- Go Ahead and Die
- The Drugs I Need
- One True God
- Xmas Time for Visa
- The Neighbor of the Beast
- Wer Ist Da?
- Buenos Dias, Budweiser
- Toast the Earth with ExxonMobil
- Ain't Gonna Rain
- Banjo Players in Heaven
- The Tower
- Arnold
- We've Been Through Some Crappy Times Before
Strange Noises in the Dark
CD $17.00 (Blue Corn Music 0303)
CD $20.00 (Outside U.S)
- Strange Noises In The Dark
- We Always Fight When We Drink Gin
- Susie Rosen's Nose
- You Can Eat Dog Food
- Jessie + Phil
- Merchants' Lunch
- Tastes Like Chicken
- The Lonely Yodeler
- Why Couldn't We Blow Up Saddam
- Snopes' Glory
- The Miracle Baby
- When I'm Cleanin' Windows
- Maverick: A Love Song
- Banana Slugs! Racing Down the Field (Proposed UC-Santa Cruz Fight Song)
Lizard Times Twenty!
Our DVD! It is a 6-camera shoot of our 20th Anniversary show at Antone's
interspersed with some interviews of us. Directed by Austin filmmaker
Steve Mims, it falls somewhere in the range of "Spinal Tap" and "A Mighty
Wind" but with less plot and, of course, our music. The concert was recorded
multi-track direct to hard drive by our oft-conspirator, engineer Larry
Seyer. Larry and Conrad then remixed it and it's the best quality live
recording we've ever caught. The audience participation was Quite Spirited,
too.
DVD $23.00
DVD $25.00 (Outside U.S)
- Highway Café of the Damned
- Hey, Little Minivan
- Rasputin's HMO
- The Grunge Song
- He's Just A Friend
- Industrial Strength Tranqualizer
- Paint Me On Velvet
- Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You
- The Dogs, They Really Miss You
- Put The Oakridge Boys In The Slammer
- Old Blevins
- Cornhusker Refugee
- Stupid Texas Song
- Pflugerville
- Anahuac
- Chester Nimitz Oriental Garden
Never an Adult Moment
CD $17.00 (Sugar Hill Records SUG-CD-3918) 
CD $20.00 (Outside U.S)
- Grunge Song
- Hillbillies In A Haunted House
- Forty Years Old And I'm Livin'n In My Mom's Garage
- Rasputin's HMO
- A Hundred Miles Of Dry
- Big Rio Grande River
- The Illusion Travels By Stock Car (Petty/Bunuel)
- Big Ol' Bone
- The Me I Used To Be
- Waitin' On A Call From Don
- The Beautiful Waitress
- Asheville/Crashville
Employee of the Month
CD $17.00 (Sugar Hill Records SHCD-3874) 
CD $20.00 (Outside U.S)
- Stupid Texas Song
- Hey, Little Minivan
- The Dogs, They Really Miss You
- Rocky Byways
- Last Words
- Monkey On My Back
- Flatnose, The Tree Climbing Dog
- Love In A Refrigerator Box
- La Cacahuate
- Trailways Of Tears
- Leonard Cohen's Day Job
- Momma Don't Allow
- A. Minutes Of The Last Meeting
- B. Meeting Is Adjourned
- The Other Shore
Small Minds
CD $17.00
CD $20.00 (Outside U.S)
Available on cassette $7.00
- Shallow End Of The Gene Pool
- Half A Man
- Old Blevins
- Big Tex's Girl
- Do Not Go To Tennessee
- Truckload Of Art
- Gingrich the Newt
- Irving
- Life Is Hard, But Life Is Harder When You're Dumb
- Bonfire Of The Inanities
- Mourning Edition
- Father of a Honky Tonk Girl
- Teenage Immigrant Welfare Mothers on Drugs
Paint Me On Velvet
CD $17.00
(Flying Fish Records 70618)
CD $20.00 (Outside U.S)
- Boudreaux Was A Nutcase
- Paint Me On Velvet
- Little Fallen Angel
- Put the Oak Ridge Boys In The Slammer
- Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms
- Grandpa's Hologram
- Purple People Eater
- 1984 Blues
- Luster's Motel
- Three Sinners
- That Godforsaken Hellhole I Call Home
Lizard Vision
CD $17.00
(Flying Fish Records 70569)
CD $20.00 (Outside U.S)
- Brain Damage
- Jesus Loves Me (But He Can't Stand You)
- A Case of Coors Beer
- C-U-B-A
- Bust the High School Students
- He's Just A Friend
- Dan Stepford
- Rock and Roll Lawyer
- George Jones Is Playin In The City Tonight
- Pizza On The Ground
- Shorty's Gal/Honey
Highway Cafe of the Damned
CD $17.00
CD $20.00 (Outside U.S)
Available on vinyl $12.00
- Highway Cafe Of The Damned
- Comhusker Refugee
- Industrial Strength Tranquilizer
- Wendell The Uncola Man
- Acid Rain
- I'll Just Have One Beer
- Dallas, Texas
- The Ballad Of Ronald Reagan
- When Drunks Go Bad
- Jalapeno Maria
- Get A Haircut, Dad
- The Chester Nimitz Oriental Garden Waltz
Creatures From the Black Saloon
CD $17.00
CD $20.00 (Outside U.S)
Available on cassette $7.00
Available on vinyl $12.00
- The Golden Triangle
- Hot Tubs of Tears
- Pflugerville
- The Car Hank Died In
- Swingin' From Your Crystal Chandeliers
- Kool Whip
- We Are in Control
- Didn't Go To College
- Saguaro
- Keeping Up With The Jones
- The War Between The States
- Old, Fat & Drunk Chester Woolah
- Anahuac
Lizard Apparel
Austin Lounge Lizard T-shirts: Our Lounge Lizard Logo T-shirts feature our snappy logo designed by songwriter Emily Kaitz. They are black with logo in bright green "puff" ink.
| Shirts $23 |
| $30 Outside U.S. |
"The Drugs I Need" T-shirt: Bright Orange with the "Drugs I Need" CD logo on it.
"Employee of the Month" T-shirt: Dark green with the "Rat-in-the-Wheel" CD logo on it.
T-shirts are heavyweight 100% cotton, Sizes S, M, L, XL, XXL $23 or $30 outside U.S. (No mediums available in our 25th anniversay T)
Ball caps are tan with a green bill, with "Austin Lounge Lizards" in attractive flourescent green lettering. One-size-fits-all (may be a tight fit for giant-brained aliens) $19.00
Other Stuff: Austin Lounge Lizards bumper sticker: Green with black lettering. $2.50 (with any order over $12.00)
Coming soon: The Austin Lounge Lizards Family Bible. Priceless
